I'm a tiny bit interested in knowing what "the incident" was, but that's about it. That said, I don't remember a whole lot that stood out about Cirava to me other than a lot of "lmao"'s and vanity. It seriously looked like the kind of design someone would come up with for their fantroll or trollsona (I mean, no offense). When this character was first revealed in the Troll Call I thought it was by far the ugliest design for a troll in the whole list so far. That, and I can actually imagine him going through some kind of redemption someday in the foggy future of Hiveswap. The difference between him and the trolls listed above him is that he's at least hilarious in how awful he is. Sometimes I'll think he's actually not as bad as I thought he was but then he'll show up in another troll's route and some unspeakably creepy and/or hypocritical garbage will fall out of his mouth and I'll remember, yeah, this guy is the worst. Zebruh was intentionally designed to be godawful in every way and boy did the guys at WhatPumpkin succeed at that. He likes hot dogs? A lot? It's kind of weird? He tries to Lady-and-the-Tramp kiss you and it's super awkward and disturbing. I don't know, something about this kid rubs me the wrong way. I actually didn't even play his route until after I'd played a couple of the other trolls first because every time I started his I quickly lost enthusiasm to continue. That aside, he ranks higher than Elwurd because at least he has a fun personality, albeit a horrible one, and he's above Ardata because he's not a complete freaking psycho - he's just super icky.Ĭoupled with Ardata, Diemen's route made a really bad impression on me towards the whole of Friendsim. people now acknowledge that he is awful, but from what I've seen they still love him. unsettlingly different persona he showed in the Valid route I wanted to see people hate on him, given how much his popularity blew up when he was first revealed in the Troll Call. This is going to sound mean, but I was actually SUPER thrilled to see Lanque as an unutterably slutty douchebag, and I hope that that's his canon personality rather than the. It wouldn't have surprised me if people still liked her regardless, but from the little amount of fanwork about her that I've seen I guess I'm not the only one who couldn't find much to write home about her. Hell, one of her aliases that she uses to sell drugs (yeah, she does that, but that's not something we learn about in her route) was revealed to be "Gaegrl". Literally her entire character is that she's a lesbian and practically every aspect of her route served only to remind us of that fact. Vriska paralyzed a friend and then constantly made fun of his disability afterward and even she wasn't as horrible as Ardata.Īside from just being super boring, her biggest fault is also what I'm sure the Hiveswap team probably assumed would be her best trait she's gay as hell. I mean she locks up kids in cages and records videos of herself putting them through recreational torture to post online. Ardata was absolutely awful, and one of the only trolls whom I dreaded seeing when she showed up in other routes. Especially blue-blooded spider-themed girls. You can tell Hussie wrote this one I forgot about how good he is at making a character a complete b!tch, heh. Yeeeeah this wasn't the best introduction to the game, at least for me. Warning!: Potentially unpopular opinions incoming Also as a bonus I included my own personal pronunciation of each of the names because I really really want to know how everyone else has been reading them. Agree or disagree, I'd really like to see what you guys thought about these new additions to the Homestuck universe as well! Since this is going to be pretty long though, I'm gonna break it up into parts. Using the Hiveswap Sorter I've listed all 38 trolls below, plus the Friendsim protagonist cause he was included in the sorter and he was too cute not to talk about, in order from my least to most favorite, with my (hopefully) brief thoughts on each one. It's a little late for this true, but since I already did a Friendsim Thoughts journal before I saw no reason not to give my retrospective opinions on all the Friendsim trolls now that the game is finished (and BOY, that ending huh?).
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